paulette

husssel:

tortillah:

when your friend hands you another shot but you already too fucked up

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

kidslutti-:

actualdogvines:

independent

She got her own car she got her own house

d1rtypaws:

When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it

themself:

trapcard:

syndonic:

pussylipgloss:

changelocations:

:/

HELP

*SCREAMS*

@endwhiteboys

urietrouble:

OK this is cute

asilversnake:

“Cool girl”. Men always use that, don’t they? As their defining compliment: “She’s a cool girl”. Cool girl is hot. Cool girl is game. Cool girl is fun. Cool girl never gets angry at her man. She only smiles in a chagrined, loving manner. And then presents her mouth for fucking.

Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher

ohrobbybaby:

Spanglish (2004)

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